Repairman receives deranged note urging him not to interact with customer's pregnant wife: 'You were warned'

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    "Maybe the wife is insane'
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    r/mildlyinfuriating u/GilbertTheCrunch • 14h My husband is an repair technician working on their fridge.
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    Do NOT interact with my pregnant wife for ANY reason Stay in the kitchen ONLY until you complete your job and leave quietly. Call me for key location at -Dave PS. We don't need or want, your card.
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    Don-tFollowAnything • 13h You were warned. I explicitly told you not to interact with my pregnant wife...
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    kingeryck 12h If Dexter doesn't get him Jigsaw will, in some sort of fridge trap. Seems to be all the justification he needs in later movies.
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    mynutsdontwork • 13h Sounds like the last appliance repair guy is the one who got her pregnant.
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    Truck CamperNomad6969 • 12h And she sabotaged current broken appliance
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    bannana 13h there's at least 100 other ways this could have been written were it didn't sound like it was written by a lunatic.
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    SVPPB • 12h "Please don't disturb my wife. She's pregnant and needs to rest. Feel free to leave quietly after your work in the kitchen is done. Thank you." There.
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    Business-Garbage-370 • 12h Right? And if he left a card they could just... throw it in the trash?
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    wwwdiggdotcom • 12h NO that still leaves a sliver of a chance she could communicate with the outside world and possibly leave him, she could find it in the trash
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    The Million PesoMan • 14h . He's probably seen too many lonely housewife meets plumber Johnny Sins videos.
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    ambrosiasweetly ⚫ 14h Omg that is actually insane Imao
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    -BabysitterDad- • 13h Maybe the wife is insane and Dave is concern about the technician's safety.
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    LethalxLlama • 13h . Maybe the wife is actually batshit crazy and the husband is looking out for the repair man (somebody help me)
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    rxtunes 13h • Honestly, GREAT! I hate dealing with homeowners looking over my shoulders and asking a thousand ridiculous questions. Sounds like a peaceful afternoon to me.
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    Oradiseus 14h I'm the repair technician in question. I pride myself on my work and being a people person. This was just a normal reality company call "Well I got to order a filter and a bypass to test, we'll call you when they're in. Here's my card if you need anything." type situation. I was flabbergasted when I arrived to see this. I even called and talked to Dave before arrival. Seemed to be a nice guy. AMA
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    Penguins_in_Sweaters • 13h I'm wondering if the wife actually wrote the note and was just having a bad day and didn't want to interact with anyone.
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    Unique_Cow3112 • 14h Do you think Dave even wrote this or is the wife just wanting to be left alone? Reply 653 Curious-Learner-90 - 13h That looks like girl handwriting to me. My guess is wife is like a week overdue and completely fed up with still being pregnant and ready to murder the next person who touches her belly and asks "How ya feeling?"
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